The Endless Search for the
'X-Generation' Verlaine lived over this bar in the
1880's with his mom.
New Guide Books are Popping Up
Like Spring Flowersby Ric Erickson
Paris:- Monday, 2. March 1998:- Slightly more
than a year ago one of Metropole's readers wrote to ask
about the 'X-Generation' scene in Paris. If I wasn't in
another generation and on another continent, I would know
exactly what this is - but I thought I'd take a shot at
answering the question anyway, if only to find out what
'X-Generation' means.
I am no closer to finding out. However, I am slowly
becoming aware that people of both sexes, between the ages
of, say, 18 and 29.5, do not sit at home watching
'divertissements' on TV on weekend nights.
My TV happened to be tuned to one of these things by
chance on Saturday evening, and it showed about 658 people
in a TV studio, clapping their hands. There was some sort
of monotonous noise which may have been machine music and
when a TV camera focused for a split-second on one person,
they appeared to be singing.
After quitting what I was doing and paying attention for
30 seconds, I realized they were singing in French. Okay,
this was on French TV; so why, I wondered, were there
subtitles?
Because, M-R explained to me, I was supposed to sing
along with the people in the TV studio. There is a name for
this too, but I don't know how to say it or spell it.
As they used to say, 'My Lamp is Lit;' I was watching
'interactive' TV! With the hand-clapping and the terrible
music, it was impossible to figure out the words,
so they were cleverly reproduced 'in clear' at the bottom
of the screen. It is a long time since I was an
expert on bars, but like cats, they look better in the
dark.
But M-R told me they wouldn't be able to hear my singing
where they were, and maybe it was a taped show anyway and
the studio was empty 'in real time' and all these TV studio
participants - where actually out on the town, doing
'X-Generation' things 'live.'
So you see, there is a need to find out about where
people are when TV stations are broadcasting junk on
recorded video tape, during prime weekend time.
I asked the nice lady at my village news emporium what
sort of magazines were bought by the 'X-Generationers.' She
didn't say anything for a long time, so I told what I
thought 'X-Generationers' might be. I think she must have
had better things to do, because she kind of snapped out of
it and said, oh, they read 'XXXX'* I guess.
As it is only 10 francs I bought a copy. Aside from it
being printed on recycled toilet paper, it seems to be
quite a good magazine and I buy it fairly regularly and
read bits of it from time to time. I'd say it's a fair deal
for 10 francs if anybody asked.
Not having given the Metropole reader a good answer
about Paris 'X-Generation' situation is starting to wear me
down. So I called up the 'XXXX's' office and asked to speak
to the editor. Even though I said who I am and why I wanted
to talk to him, the people at the magazine decided I should
talk to the 'Big Boss' because it is not just a magazine,
but a little empire with a radio station and some other
vague stuff.
Although it is a monthly magazine - like me, they are
always busy 'putting it together' every time I call them. I
was in their neighborhood last week, so I paid them a
surprise visit. It was mis-timed, because they had finally
put the magazine together, and had all gone skiing.
So I went back to doing what I was in the neighborhood
to do in the first place, and this is when I met a fellow
named 'Black' in an alley.
We retired to a nearby rust-colored cocktail lounge
called 'SanzSans' and he told me about the gypsy DJ
business in Paris. In return for Black doing a half hour on
'XXXX's' radio station for free, he is supposed to get
paying DJ jobs around town.
The trouble is, the law came down with a big thump on
the major places late last summer - something to do with
illegal substances their customers had inside themselves -
and since then all places that may have DJ's, have had
their noise levels cut by 90 percent.
Maybe one percent of the joints that have live or canned
music are soundproofed, and there are so many Parisians
living in Paris who don't like hearing loud thumping noises
- that the authorities have cracked down. Nothing
wrong with this cloakroom a few hangers couldn't fix.
This is not good news if you are a gypsy DJ. Black puts
on one of his favorite 'House' or 'Techno' records, and all
the customers say, "Eh, what?" That is how much the sound
is turned down; he can hear the customers saying, "Eh,
what?"
But the real result is that there are fewer customers.
Rumor has it a lot of them have abandoned their favorite
disco joints in favor of bowling.
I know this isn't much of an 'X-Generation' report, but
I wanted everybody to know I'm 'on the job.'
*The magazine's real name is not 'XXXX.' But until I can
get them to talk to me, that is what I'm going to call it.
'X's' are what I use when I can't think up a name.
Le
Bottin Gourmand - Paris
Excuse me if I seem a bit thick, but Le Parisien has
made a - fairly - big thing about the publication of a new
Paris guide book, called 'Le Bottin Gourmand Paris.'
Their story starts off with, "Each year, 32,000 tourists
visit the capitol. Half are French and the other half are
foreigners - therefore the editors have decided to create a
guide for both; one which fits in a pocket.'
I have checked the calendar and it still seems to be
1998 and I seem to remember reading somewhere that Paris
had about 21 million visitors last year. I also know that
there are several other guides for Paris which can fit in a
pocket.
On checking my antique Larousse - 'Nouveau, Petit, anno
1969' - I find that Sébastien Bottin, born in 1764
at Grimonviller, died in 1853, is known for having given
his name to a commercial and industrial year-book or
almanac - aha! - the 'Bottin.'
This is not a common word in the dictionary's front
section, but a proper name in the back section. This clumsy
way of putting it is due to the dictionary's lack of any
table of contents. It took quite a bit of use before I even
found the back section with the names, and it is almost the
most useful part.
Back to this new guide: it has 280 pages with a few
extra blank ones for notes, plus two with forms for you to
fill in with your impressions; to mail to the editors.
The only clue that this may be a slightly diferent
guide is the phrase, 'after a specific survey done in Paris
in November and December 1997 by 3,000 members of the
'Bottin Gourmand Club.'' The results of the survey were
verified
in January - and 'like all our guides, was born from the
contributions of the users.' Continued on page 2... |