Metropole Paris - 2000 Contents

• Café Metropole - Unheated Starving Artist's Garret
• 'Au Bistro' - French Take To Cashless Mode
• As American As... Food In America by Adrian Leeds
• The Big Doze In Montparnasse
• Scene - Our Beautiful Balloons
• Café Metropole Club - Membership Category Shambles
• Update: Club, 25. May - The Club's First Hat Day
• This Week's Paris Posters I & II
• Ric's Weekly Cartoon - 'Low Chance Charters'

• Café Metropole - Lost Siestas
• 'Au Bistro' - Cash Panic
• As American As... Food In America by Adrian Leeds
• The Busy 'Mai des Montparnos' - Extra Events
• Scene - Full-House Time
• Café Metropole Club - An Authentic 'First'
• Update: Club, 19. May - Club's Café Haunted?
• This Week's Paris Posters I & II
• Ric's Weekly Cartoon - 'Cash Panic!'

• Café Metropole - Another Darn Long-Weekend
• 'Au Bistro' - France's Dubious Record
• Euro Road Tips by Badger
• A Pair of Nude Twenty Years In Montparnasse
• Sitting Around Paris, a Bit
• Scene - In the Place Vendôme...
• Café Metropole Club - An Authentic 'First'
• Update: Club, 11. May - What Is a Paris Monsoon?
• This Week's Paris Posters I & II
• Ric's Weekly Cartoon - 'Pardon! Gaston'

• Café Metropole - May Day? May Day!
• 'Au Bistro' - The 'Sockless' President
• Red Flags, Blue Skies, May Day
• Scene - Short-term 'Paris Beach'
• Café Metropole Club - Wobbly Geography
• Update: Club, 4. May - World's Worst Violins?
• This Week's Paris Posters I & II
• Ric's Weekly Cartoon - 'It Must Be Queens'

• Café Metropole - Update: Promenade d'Australie Opens
• 'Au Bistro' - Blast Kills McDonald's Employee
• Galleries That Aren't
• 'Quercs' of The French by Badger
• Olive Oil Is Good for You by Catherine Thevenin
• Scene - One Two, One Two Three
• Café Metropole Club - A New 'Class' of Members
• Update: Club, 27. April - Two of New York's Boroughs Honored
• This Week's Paris Posters I & II
• Ric's Weekly Cartoon - 'Our Late Egg-Bunny'

• Café Metropole - Weather Fixation 'Fix'
• 'Au Bistro' - Is There Life After 60?
• The '20's and '30's In Boulogne
• Scene - Paris Is Surrounded
• Café Metropole Club - More New Members
• Update: Club, 20. April - Non-Readers Become Members!
• Update: Scene, 19. April - Last Minute Easter Program
• This Week's Paris Posters I & II
• Ric's Weekly Cartoon - 'Birds Sing'

• Café Metropole - Socko Dwarf Show
• 'Au Bistro' - Gnome Snatch At Bagatelle
• 10,000 Minis On Display at Model Show
• A Bagatelle of Dwarfs - 2000 of Them!
• Scene - All the Stuff, From Soup to Nuts
• Café Metropole Club - Brooklyn Makes 'City of the Week'
• Update: Club, 13. April - 'Starving In Paris'
• This Week's Paris Posters I & II
• Ric's Weekly Cartoon - 'Don't Rush!'

• Café Metropole - Really 'Real' Signs of Spring
• 'Au Bistro' - Mitterrand's Revenge!
• 'Arts et Métiers' Re-Opens After 10 Years
• Emails: - Internet Email Schmozzel
• Scene - Don't Let the Future Stop You
• Café Metropole Club - Your Thriving Club In Paris
• Update: Club, 6. April - New Member From Brooklyn!
• This Week's Paris Posters I & II
• Ric's Weekly Cartoon - 'Steam Is Better Than Wind'

• Café Metropole - Winter Takes a Spring Break
• 'Au Bistro' - Multi-Demos In the City
• A Kind Of 'Grand Tour'
• Scene - Nuts and Bolts at Arts et Métiers
• Café Metropole Club - 'No News' Is Not 'Good' News
• Update: Club, 30. March - New Members! New Members!
• This Week's Paris Posters I & II
• Ric's Weekly Cartoon - 'The Grand Tour Taxi'

• Café Metropole - Clueless Weather
• 'Au Bistro' - Demos, Jackpots, Smart Cards
• Bookville At Paris-Expo - 20th Salon du Livre
• Scene - A Re-Run of 1900
• Café Metropole Club - The Club Is Not Fumes
• Update: Club, 23. March - 'Secretary Libre' At the Club
• This Week's Paris Posters I & II
• Ric's Weekly Cartoon - 'Only a Couple Pages More'

• Café Metropole - 5 Years Online
• 'Au Bistro' - Here Comes the Queen Mary II
• Exhibition: Front-Page Freedom
• The Whipped-Cream Strawberry-Topped Deep-Fried Mars Bar
• Music, Rum, Music, Sun, Fun and More Rum by Linda Thalman
• Scene - 'Fous' In Fayetteville Help Replant Versailles
• Café Metropole Club - Not Bubbleware, Champagne
• Update: Club, 16. March - 'Cuba Libre' At the Club
• This Week's Paris Posters I & II
• Ric's Weekly Cartoon - 'Don't Monkey With the Press'

• Café Metropole - Elephants Enter Race
• 'Au Bistro' - France Télécom's Jackpot
• The Big Moo In Paris - Salon Agriculture
• Scene - A Little Picnic Coming Up
• Café Metropole Club - Farmers On 'Rampage' Arrive
• Update: Club, 9. March - Solo At the Club
• This Week's Paris Posters I & II
• Ric's Weekly Cartoon - 'Food Toon'

• Café Metropole - Four Years Online!
• 'Au Bistro' - Alimony - French Style
• Zingg Is Back! Original, Right Now, For Sale
• Scene - Food-Chain Show Tops List
• Café Metropole Club - "What Was That Demo?"
• Update: Club, 2. March - Real Farmers On Real Rampage
• This Week's Paris Posters I & II
• Ric's Weekly Cartoon - 'The Birthday Cake'

• Café Metropole - An Expo Too Soon
• 'Au Bistro' - Funeral In Saint-Tropez
• Champagne, Champagne! by Allan Pangborn
• 'My' Corner Café Re-Opens
• Scene - Cow and Cheese Show Coming Up
• Café Metropole Club - Alpharetta - 'City of the Week?'
• Update: Club, 24. February - 'What Demo Was That?'
• This Week's Paris Posters I & II
• Ric's Weekly Cartoon - 'Never Raced'

• Café Metropole - Wheels, Wheels and More Wheels
• 'Au Bistro' - Love At First Sight In the Métro
• Champs-Elysées 'Most Beautiful Avenue In the World?
• World's Oldest Car Seen At Rétromobile
• Scene - Where's the Program?
• Café Metropole Club - 'Real Estate' Is Not a Club Topic
• Update: Club, 17. February - Airport to Apartment to Club
• This Week's Paris Posters I & II
• Ric's Weekly Cartoon - '80 Percent Off Valentine'

• Café Metropole - The Montorgueil Pedestrian Area
• 'Au Bistro' - How Big Is the Government's 'Pot?'
• 'Fearless' Jean Slept Here
• Scene - On Top: the 'Trésors des Arts Asiatiques'
• Café Metropole Club - The 'Dollar of the Week'
• Update: Club, 10. February - The Dollar of the Week Is the 'Sacajawea'
• This Week's Paris Posters I & II
• Ric's Weekly Cartoon - 'Where's Your Phone?'

• Café Metropole - The Big Social Experiment
• 'Au Bistro' - Bové Fails To Talk To 'Billionaires'
• Daytime 'Feelgood' Nightclubbing
• Exhibition: the XIV^e Arrondissement
• Scene - Not Everything - Just Some
• Café Metropole Club - The Member's List Gains Steam
• Update: Club, 3. February - The Dollar of the Week Is the 'Sacajawea'
• This Week's Paris Posters I & II
• Ric's Weekly Cartoon - 'What About You?'

• Café Metropole - Black and White All Over
• 'Au Bistro' - 35-Hour Work Week Becomes Law
• Paris In Winter's Greys - Photography and Eugène Atget
• Scene - Not Much New Stuff - Yet
• Café Metropole Club - Kathleen's Modest Proposal
• Update: Club, 20. January - A Very Quiet Meeting
• Update: Club, 27. January - An Extra Quiet Meeting
• This Week's Paris Posters I & II
• Ric's Weekly Cartoon - 'Where Is Libya?'

• Café Metropole - 2000 - A Really Big Show
• 'Au Bistro' - France Gets Rewired
• Closed For Facelift or Renovation? My 'Home' Café
• Scene - A 'New' Scene Full of Old Stuff
• Café Metropole Club - Directions To Your Club
• Update: Club, 13. January - "Don't Light Your Thumbs On Fire!"
• Emails - More 'Christmas Where You Are'
• This Week's Paris Posters I & II
• Ric's Weekly Cartoon - 'Where Is Dakar?'

• Café Metropole - Yippee! We Made It!
• 'Au Bistro' - The Catastrophes Continue
• 1999 - 'Bug' Hits Countdown Clock
• 2000 - Forty Tons of Fun
• Café Metropole Club - Directions To Your Club
• Update: Club, 6. January - "If You Like Modern Art"
• This Week's Paris Posters I & II
• Ric's Weekly Cartoon - 'We Can't Hear You'

2000 Contents