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The Tabac Les 2 Moulins in the Rue Lepic.

Holy Buffalo Grass!

by Ric Erickson

Paris:- Monday, 24. November 2003:- Although the weather outlook for the coming few days is not rosy, if we look back we can pat ourselves in the same place - on the back - for arranging for France to have the second or third warmest weather in 2003 since weather statistics were invented in the 19th century.

This was likely made possible by France's location in the northern hemisphere. France's rugby team did not do nearly so well recently in the southern hemisphere, despite the kangaroo sightings near Rambouillet's forest. England handily squashed Australia with a slight edge of 20 to 17.

For those not planning trips to Rambouillet, here is the forecast for the next couple of days. But before givingphoto: leaves, vines, stone you details, let me add that yesterday's predicted high of 16 degrees was handily exceeded on Montmartre by 2.5 degrees, with mostly sunny skies until darkness appeared well before sunset.

An autumn wall on Montmartre.

As for tomorrow, tonight's TV- weather news has advanced this morning's Le Parisien forecast by predicting partly sunny, mostly cloudy, while finishing off with a sunny afternoon. Forget your fond memories of Sunday's 18.5 degrees and get ready's for Tuesday's predicted high of a lowly 11 degrees.

Wednesday gets even with mono-color weather that for want of a better description I'll call 'mostly cloddy,' with a shoddy 11 degrees to match. The highlight of this three-day forecast will be Thursday, which will have mostly mixed skies with maybe a smidgen of sunny, possibly during the daytime. This long-range forecast calls for a high of eight degrees on Thursday.

Café Life

Buffalo Grass Time IV or V

How can I so easily forget the traditional Buffalo Grass Vodka time of year? So it was last Tuesday that I took myself to Dennis' for an unknown occasion only to learn that a whole year had passed since the last Buffalo Grass Vodka event, also known as Dimitri's birthday.

This time Dennis had a bottle of real Buffalo Grass Vodka, imported straight from Kiev. Had I known it existed as ready-made booze I doubt I would have toured Brighton Beach in Brooklyn on Christmas Day a couple of years ago.

These little get-togethers, even if they always have nearly the same cast, are never alike. Dimitri got to cook, because his specialty is sausages. The rest of us got to eat, because we like sausages, and all the other stuff that was too dark to see.

In the course of the evening which felt like it lasted for days, new songs were sung, new bits of Whitmanphoto: pekin roast ducks were recited from memory, and Matt got to sing most of '99 Bottles On the Wall.' This was not as easy as you might think, because this was only allowed in the pauses - but Matt cleverly kept time between them.

There were very few pauses. I find them as hard to recall as the names of songs. Lyrics of songs I do not recall at all. One Daguerréotypista played a kazoo, but Jonathan never got properly started with his spoons.

Some of Chinatown's ducks, ready to go.

Dimitri cursed in Russian occasionally. Russian cursing sounds a lot like Volga Boating songs, so he might have been singing these quietly, except for random outbursts like 'playing his cheeks.' Line sang a Maori rugby song and other Broadway show tunes, and Dennis had the CD player crank out some R&B by Slim Harpo, who is no relation.

As a 'thankyou,' Matt sent Dennis an original piece of MailArt, with a suggestion that he return for Friday lunch so he could sing the 'paused' parts of '99 Bottles.' In all fairness, I will not hesitate admitting that an average 'Buffalo Grass' occasion beats the dickens out of any 'Holy Bananas!' Day.

Holy Bananas! Part II

On Wednesday at 23:45 I realized it was the eve of Beaujolais Nouveau Day, so on went the coat, the camera was picked up from its cozy nest and I was out the door to record the momentous occasion, live, in real time. Weather - overcast, but not cold. Perfect.

The Bistro 48's petit 'grand salle' was full of wine drinkers, but it was too early for the BjN. The wine restaurant L'Enchanson was closed and dark. The bar Express 14 is of no interest anytime, unless you like green. Enzo's was closed like Le Naguère, and the Belière was full of nostalgiacs, and nobody ever drinks grape at the Zango. At Tina's they do, but it was closed too.

This left the Vin des Rues in the Rue Boulard. It had a tired banner up for BjN, but nobody inside wasphoto: galeries lafayette, sunday dancing - saving it for Thursday night when there would be music. A favorite bobo hangout, La Chope, was locked up tight. Peret, a real wine place with its own next-door cave, was closing, with a waiter wheeling a bike out of its terrace.

Sunday crowd out to see the windows at Galeries Lafayette.

There was a crowd of BjN hunters outside trading jolly insults with the waiters, and one called for a round on the house. The Café Daguerre looked dark and sinister and may have been open but who can tell, and who cares?

This left - the McDo across the avenue is a non-contender - this left the standby café Rendez-Vous. One of my guys said he wouldn't be wearing the official straw BjN boater until Thursday. This was after he'd been surprised to note that it was five to midnight.

Before I could get out and be a normal citizen walking home at midnight, the crowd that was in front of Peret stormed in the door and filled up the bar. Hooray! It was midnight and the new BjN could be served. Not time for me to go just yet. One of the first tasters said, "Banane." For the BjN, this says it all.

The waiter and the barman had to wash extra glasses. Bananas or no, the BjN goes down at midnight on the third Thursday in November. One said, 'smell it.' A whiff told me little, but he put the small wine glass back on the bar, unfinished, unfinishable. Maybe the wine will age a bit more before dawn, and maybe Thursday would be a perfect Beaujolais Nouveau Day. Maybe next year.

Dennis phoned on Saturday and said the Rue du Marché Saint-Honoré was a zoo on Thursday evening. Closed to traffic, it was wall-to-wall BjN gurglers and the gutters were full of empty bottles. But outside our local Vin des Rues there was a semi-pro brass band, and a semi-dignified trial of the new wine late into the night.

Metropole Paris, Inc. - Under Construction

Last week I was a bit premature in announcing the 'total' commercialization of Metropole. I forgot that these things are not done with a wave of any magic wand. They are done with exceedingly tedious 'construction.'

The magazine's pages have lots of free space suitable for filling up with 'commercials' - oops, I mean 'sophisticated offers of goods and services.' I did some sample ones to test sizes, and they looked horrible. I shouldn't have made them to look so horrible. I shouldn't have made them o big either.

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