Not Total Hard Times

photo, bull statue, balcon, palais chaillot Palais Chaillot at Trocadéro.

Hot, Red Sausages!

Paris:– Saturday, 29. July:–  It is unbelievable how many Parisians leave town on each grand depart weekend and how many are left behind. Tonight's TV–news was saying that there were traffic jams totaling 650 kilometres today. It's like there are a zillion crazies out there driving through frying France rather than taking the air–conditioned super fast ultra high–speed trains, which, in fact, another zillion are taking.

After having four or six consecutive biggest grands departs since late June, this weekend's is the mother of them all with the Julyistas making their big return, so they are crisscrossing with the departing Augustas. These are the true French vacationers, the ones who used to buzz off for five or six weeks every year in August, more or less causing the country to close down. Those were the days – in the good old past, alas.

I shouldn't be too quick. Last week I lost three bakeries out of six. One was a favorite, and another favorite will close on Monday for a month. Last year this caused me a lot of cheerless walking an extra 250 metres for strange bread. Although less than it used to be, random closings make August a month of high adventure, a month of search for bread, cigarettes, girlfriends, insurance agents and good pizza.

photo, cafe, champ de marsOasis beside the Champ de Mars.

It is not a total hard-times zone here. Uncle Den–Den, for example, goes to Italian comedies being shown regularly at the cinémathèque in the afternoons, and at nights he's been going to Russian tragedies at the Commie cinéma near Saint–Sulpice. He said he called Oleg in Kiev and asked him what he should see. And cafés don't close, not all of them, so he is out there on the terraces under the stars with his balloon of chilled red wine wearing a hopeful attitude for company.

Our heatwave took the weekend off. I was dubious with the weather forecast I concocted last Thursday, predicting moderate temperatures of 26 degrees. Around noon today it was perfect, maybe even 26, and it felt great. All the windows open, blue sky outside, and just right inside with or without clothing.

Maybe I was fooling around too long, because by the time I lurched out the door there were some clouds floating around. But it still felt just... temperate, just until I dumped down into the métro. Down there it was a bit steamy and when it climbed out the hole after Pasteur to roll overhead to Passy, it failed to improve.

At Trocadéro, to see the bathers in the forbidden pool, sunshine was on and off but mostly on. Not quite enough to force mass immersion. Disappointing after the water jets at André Citroën on Wednesday when it was 36. That was the 36 that was hotter than the 37 the week before. Before the month is over we've had the hottest July in 50 years, said the TV–news as if were a personal best.

On the human rights platform between the halves of the Palais Chaillot hip–hop kids in the shade had a big audience of folks who hadn't bothered to leave town. Or maybe they were folks who had left other towns to be in this one where hip–hop kids put on free shows because most of these hayseeds were too timid to toss some loose loot into the pot.

The other usual thousand people were taking photos of their loved ones. Have you noticed how everybody has a camera now, or a telephone? Too bad film missed the boat. What's Kodak stock selling for these days? But what's even odder – have you noticed that a lot of these people with cameras or photo–phones are perfectly dressed for downtown Kabul or Tehran? Have I been asleep for 20 years again?

Does George Bush know that folks are finding peace and democracy by moving here instead of waiting for the United States to supply it there? If this keeps up there won't be anybody voting in those places but scraggy goats. They probably won't even notice that the voting machines don't work.

photo, pampers in the pool Some of the little kids are big.

And speaking of high–tech, as far as I can gather the only people upset about the Tour de France dope thing are the racing organization, the sports media, and Floyd Landis. Everybody else had a great Tour de France this year and we are all kind of annoyed that this dope business has come up. I mean – look at Floyd! Does he look like a dope fiend? He doesn't even own a TV. And somebody should tell bigmouth Lance Armstrong to shut up.

Meanwhile, back in Boggleville, there were a few paddlers in the forbidden pool, nothing special until this dude came sloshing along wearing jumbo Pampers, carrying som sort of plastic rattle. This got some older teens pretty excited. They all seemed to have 1000 euro cameras – yeah, there were some phones too – and they were walking along the shore, I guess it is, snap snapping away. I thought it might be some sort of hazing which is not quite legal in France if sado–mado is used, but he seemed to be a pure free soul. He did a whole tour of the big pool. Maybe he was collecting for Lebanon.

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