Reds In the Pool

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Sortez the Mufflers

by Ric Erickson

Paris:– Monday, 30. October:–  Now that I have totally forsaken my fascination with the weather we are about to be assaulted by winter. It will be wet, it will be cold, overcast, miserable, and it will be freezing and miserable. So what? So I had better stick some in here anyway. Please turn to page 3, elsewhere on this Webpage.

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Last week and as late as the weekend the TV–news was teasing us with images of happy campers sprawling on the golden sands of the Riviera and splashing with abandon in the sparkling waters of the Mediterranean and in the Atlantic surf off the coast by Biarritz. Here in Boggleville les temps were also clement and a zillion Parisians were out in the Tuileries, to rub elbows with art on Saturday and Sunday.

photo, tree in sunlightTree in today's sunbath.

This has been going on week after blinking week. The leaves are hanging in there, only dropping as solitaires, looking like doubloons d'or. Yesterday the pharmacy sign was reading 18.5 degrees and today the sunlight was basting the trees across the street. Tuesday's high is forecast to be 18 too, but that's it!

Cold air is going to stop lurking up north and begin blowing this way on Wednesday, in a 60 kph flow. While it may be more sunny than not, or vice–versa, the temperature is not expected to exceed 12 degrees – hardly higher than tonight's low. Thursday was no easier to decipher as far as the sky goes – maybe a bit sunny, at times – the temperature will be in the cellar, not expected to be more than 11 degrees. Sortez the mufflers.

photo, sign, pharmacy, 18.5 degrees

Ever ready for a fête, Météo Jim issues an invitation for Fall in New York, to turn from a soggy coach into a distressed pumpkin. In his very own jargon –

Les Petites Monstres

The Longitudes and Latitudes of October arrived in Pommeland this past week. Temperatures were in the low–to–mid 50s a–grad which is about 10 degrees below normal.

This weekend has seen the Drenchies and the Downpours striving to outdo each other with rain, rain and rain. Did I mention rain? If I didn't I should have. They were immediately swept away by the Gusties, with sustained performances of 25 miles per hour – 40 e–mille–metres an hour – with individual solos of up to 50 mph – 80 e–mille–metres an hour.

Despite their ferocious demeanor, they are the forerunners of milder weather that will arrive Monday and continue into Tuesday. For those who have forgotten, Tuesday, October 31 is la Fête des Citrouilles in Pommeland as well as the Rest of Non Pommeland. Les petits Harry Potters et les petites Hermiones may have found the weekend weather excellent for broom riding, but Tuesday is predicted to be warm – about 68 a–grad – but not hot enough to melt the candy of les petites monstres et revenants as they go about Tricking et/ou Treating.

As for the remainder of the week, temperatures will begin to fall. Why not? This is the Fall. Highs on the weekend might be around 50 a–grad.

As usual, all disclaimers are claimed, disclaimed, vexed and hexed, as the season warrants.

A la prochaine et une bonne Fête des Citrouilles à tous, Météo Jim

Café Life

All who were freaked at the unusual layout of Metropole for a while last week can quit holding the fire escapes. A technical thing happened that was somewhat unforeseen, involving some very new software, and it took one of the gurus a couple of minutes to figure it out. Until the next time it happens, we are in great shape. Thank you for all of your concerned cards and letters, and offers of asylum.

Does Kuzka's Mom Know You're Here?

That was the stressed life. On Saturday I was in the Tuileries because the weather was still fine – they were swimming on the Riviera, playing hopscotch on the sands, did I already say this? – and some hustlers were having a big art expo and they borrowed part of the state garden to show off some of their bigger pieces.

photo, pile of pails, tuileries Art fans gawk at pails.

They borrowed the Grand Palais and the Louvre's Cour Carée too, but neither were outside exactly and neither were free to enter either. So, like a great number of fellow citizens, I took the free show with sky high fresh air.

A big crowd was watching a tall pile of shiny pails. It just proves over again that when it's a free show folks will look at anything. There was a chromed beer bottle opener the size of a small whale that was just as interesting. Maybe it was a chromed small whale. More arty than the pile of pails anyhow.


The piece, as they say, de resistance was this Russian submarine in the round pond. It looked like maybe it came up the Seine from the sea and made a wrong dip and surfaced in the garden's pool, and got trapped there. And of course, all these Parisians are sitting all around, patiently waiting for the sub races. We used to do that in Vancouver in the old days on dark nights.

photo, red star, red sub, tuileries Red star in Paris.

I tell you it was eerie. There was this black submarine, red star and everything, just sitting there in the water. Its navigation lights were on and it was leaking water from near its tower. When I got about halfway around the pool the sub's aerials and radar mast and other antennas shot up, and a hidden sound system began to transmit navy orders in Russian, mixed with patriotic music and the weather report from Archangel. "Yo Ho Ho Fifteen Men On a Deadman's Chest" in Russian, maybe sung by the naval cadet chorus from Saint Pete.

Actually it was neat as hell. "Here I am, a jolly black submarine with a red star, got my aerial up and MTV from Moscow and the reception's fine. Break out the Krim Sekt and the caviar, grill some shishkabob and sardines, and at 04:30 we'll go the the Saint Malo for some rum and hot oatmeal. A sailor's life is not all tears!

photo, pool in tuileries Watching the art crowds.

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